Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel): "What is that?"
Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder): "What? Nothing."
Max Bialystock: "If it's NOTHING then why can't I see it?" (grabs blue blanky)
Leo Bloom: (screams and goes into tantrums) "MY BLANKET! MY BLANKET! MY BLUE BLANKET! GIMME MY BLUE BLANKET!"
Max Bialystock: "Here, here, take it!"
Leo Bloom: (after he calms down) "I'm sorry ... I don't like people touching my blue blanket."
Leo Bloom: "I'm hysterical! I'm having hysteria because I'm hysterical! I can't stop when I get like this! I can't stop when I'm hysterical!" (has water thrown on him) "I'm WET! I'm WET! And I'm still hysterical and I'm wet!" (is slapped across the face) "I'm in pain! And I'm wet! AND I'M STILL HYSTERICAL! No, no! Don't hit! Don't hit! It only increases my sense of danger!"
Max Bialystock: "What can I do? What can I do? You're getting me hysterical."
Leo Bloom: "Go away! Go away! You frighten me!"
Leo Bloom: "Where's my share? Where's Leo Bloom's share? I want ... I want ... I WANT EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE MOVIES!"
Max Bialystock: "Leo! Leo you're GORGEOUS!"
Leo Bloom: "I'll DO IT! BY GOD I'LL DO IT!"
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