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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

    Absurd, Unthinkable      110K

Mrs. Gloop (Ursula Reit): "He'll be made into marshmallows in seconds!"

Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder): "That's ABSURD, my dear lady, UNTHINKABLE!"

Mrs. Gloop: "Why?!"

Willy Wonka: "Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room! It goes to the fudge room!"

Mrs. Gloop: "You terrible man!"

    A Thing Of Beauty      25K

Willy Wonka: "A thing of beauty is a joy forever."

    Fancy Bred      37K

Willy Wonka: "Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?"

    A Triffle Deaf      53K

Mike Teevee (Paris Themmen): "HOW DO YOU MAKE 'EM?"

Willy Wonka: "I'm a triffle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time."

    Dial Information      37K

"Oh, if you have ANY problems, dial information. Thank you for calling."

    Never Never Doubt      33K

Willy Wonka: "Oh, you should never never doubt what nobody is sure about."

    Dream Makers      61K

Willy Wonka: "We are the music makers ... and we are the dreamers of dreams."

    A Good Deed      53K

Willy Wonka: "And so shines a good deed in a weary world."

    Happily Ever After      105K

Willy Wonka: "But, Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted ..."

Charlie Bucket (Peter Ostrum): "What happened?"

Willy Wonka: "He lived happily ever after."

    Help Police Murder      56K

Mrs. Gloop: "Don't just stand there! Do something!"

Willy Wonka: "Help ... police ... murder."

    Hold On      34K

Willy Wonka: "Hold on, everybody! Here is comes!"

    Hurry Please      34K

Willy Wonka: "But, hurry please! We have so much time and so little to see!"

    Little Surprises      31K

Willy Wonka: "Little surprises around every corner, but nothing to be alarmed about!"

    The Nerve Center      157K

Willy Wonka: "My dear friends, you're now about to enter the nerver center of the entire Wonka factory. Inside this room some of my dreams become reality and some of my realities become dreams."

    A Little Nonsense      55K

Willy Wonka: (sings softly) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

    No Words      95K

Willy Wonka: "No, no. Don't speak. For some moments in life, there are no words."

    Parting      45K

Willy Wonka: "Parting is such sweet sorrow."

    A Poem      572K

Willy Wonka: (sings with a dark and foreboding tone) "There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hur-ra-cane-a blowing? Not a speck of light is showing. So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?! YES! THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING! FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING! AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING! ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!!"

    Press On      59K

Willy Wonka: "Oh, you can't get out that way. You have to go forward to backwards. Better press on."

    Pure Imagination      184K

Willy Wonka: (sings) "Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. Take a look and you'll see into your imagination."

    All Questions      30K

Willy Wonka: "I'm sorry all questions MUST be submitted in writing."

    This Room      63K

Willy Wonka: "Inside this room all of my dreams become realities and some of my realities become dreams."

    Stop, Don't      16K

Willy Wonka: "Stop, don't, come back."

    Strike That      80K

Willy Wonka: "But hurry please we have so much time and so little to see. Wait a minute ... strike that ... reverse it ... thank you."

    The Suspense      40K

Willy Wonka: "The suspense is terrible ... I hope it'll last."

    Walking      43K

Willy Wonka: "If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented rollerskates."

    Welcome      109K

Willy Wonka: "Welcome. It's nice to have you here. I'm so glad you could come. This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it ... I think you will."

    Wider Mouth      27K

Willy Wonka: "You know, you should open your mouth a little WIDER when you speak."

    Wouldn't Do That      23K

Willy Wonka: "Oh, I wouldn't do that ... I really wouldn't."

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