Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Mrs. Gloop (Ursula Reit): "He'll be made into marshmallows in seconds!"
Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder): "That's ABSURD, my dear lady, UNTHINKABLE!"
Mrs. Gloop: "Why?!"
Willy Wonka: "Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room! It goes to the fudge room!"
Mrs. Gloop: "You terrible man!"
Willy Wonka: "A thing of beauty is a joy forever."
Willy Wonka: "Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?"
Mike Teevee (Paris Themmen): "HOW DO YOU MAKE 'EM?"
Willy Wonka: "I'm a triffle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time."
"Oh, if you have ANY problems, dial information. Thank you for calling."
Willy Wonka: "Oh, you should never never doubt what nobody is sure about."
Willy Wonka: "We are the music makers ... and we are the dreamers of dreams."
Willy Wonka: "And so shines a good deed in a weary world."
Willy Wonka: "But, Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted ..."
Charlie Bucket (Peter Ostrum): "What happened?"
Willy Wonka: "He lived happily ever after."
Mrs. Gloop: "Don't just stand there! Do something!"
Willy Wonka: "Help ... police ... murder."
Willy Wonka: "Hold on, everybody! Here is comes!"
Willy Wonka: "But, hurry please! We have so much time and so little to see!"
Willy Wonka: "Little surprises around every corner, but nothing to be alarmed about!"
Willy Wonka: "My dear friends, you're now about to enter the nerver center of the entire Wonka factory. Inside this room some of my dreams become reality and some of my realities become dreams."
Willy Wonka: (sings softly) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
Willy Wonka: "No, no. Don't speak. For some moments in life, there are no words."
Willy Wonka: "Parting is such sweet sorrow."
Willy Wonka: (sings with a dark and foreboding tone) "There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hur-ra-cane-a blowing? Not a speck of light is showing. So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?! YES! THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING! FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING! AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING! ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!!"
Willy Wonka: "Oh, you can't get out that way. You have to go forward to backwards. Better press on."
Willy Wonka: (sings) "Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. Take a look and you'll see into your imagination."
Willy Wonka: "I'm sorry all questions MUST be submitted in writing."
Willy Wonka: "Inside this room all of my dreams become realities and some of my realities become dreams."
Willy Wonka: "Stop, don't, come back."
Willy Wonka: "But hurry please we have so much time and so little to see. Wait a minute ... strike that ... reverse it ... thank you."
Willy Wonka: "The suspense is terrible ... I hope it'll last."
Willy Wonka: "If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented rollerskates."
Willy Wonka: "Welcome. It's nice to have you here. I'm so glad you could come. This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it ... I think you will."
Willy Wonka: "You know, you should open your mouth a little WIDER when you speak."
Willy Wonka: "Oh, I wouldn't do that ... I really wouldn't."
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